Produced By: J&B Subpar Records
Written By: Turkey Burgers
He has a beard because he does not know how to shave,
Can find him at OSU games doing the wave.
From Ohio but he went to college in Kentucky,
When he has a kid he is naming it Bucky.
Went to Centre where he learned to teach,
His favorite kind of fruit is the peach.
He is about six feet tall,
His favorite sport is football.
His favorite store at the mall is Sears,
When his basement flooded he had some tears.
Nobody knows why he thinks he is so cool,
No dumb questions is his number one rule.
He has Mr. Turner across the hall,
Walking between their classes is never dull.
Worked at Lloyd for a bunch of years,
He looks way older than the rest of his peers.
Tries to convince people he fought in Nam,
If he had a truck he would buy a Ram.
Drives a Prius but don’t diss it,
When he’s working the basketball games he won’t give you a ticket.
Overall I guess he is an alright guy,
When he is in the mood he even wears a tie.
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