By: Alex Mahoney
Bacon: one of the worst things a person can ever think to put into their body. It can give you two things, a good taste and a heart attack from the high cholesterol. It’s called “God’s Nectar”; yes, in the sense that you will soon be meeting him from eating it all your life.
They say bacon was created as the sacrifice for a Sun God, Leto, which could’ve been forbidden to normal people and actually save their lives. People love bacon, and in modern times you get stuck with it everywhere you go. You can get it in stores, restaurants, everywhere; there’s no escaping it.
Tempting as this treat is, it should never be accepted as it will lead you to the early grave which is what the true creator of bacon is, the Devil. He leads, tempts, and creates fighting all for one little piece of meat, but it’d never be known that it’s the real reason for fighting wars and conflicts.
What this would truly cause would be mayhem and disaster, this meat is the source of all evil, and we must not give in. So if you’re offered pieces of seemingly defenseless bacon, do the right thing, and say no.
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